Things you can't unsee...The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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CobwebsI once received an email containing a joke about somebody who caught his father using his GF.... which then revealed at the bottom that it was in fact a George Foreman grill they were referring to... along with an invitation to click to a photo of said GF... I duly forwarded this on to all my work colleagues including my manager, as well as posting onto a couple of forums.
The next day I was summoned to his desk to ask me what the fuck did I think I was playing and and did I want to be sacked there and then?? It turns out that the people who had originally sent this email had substituted the George Forman hotlinked image to a photo of what I can only describe as a nude Ethiopian woman, all flesh bones, holding her fanny open for the camera, complete with resident flies. After explaining what had happened I was let off with a warning, but I very quickly went onto other forums I frequented to tell them not to open the link.
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Proof. Quickly.(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:44, closed)
Before your erection subsides?
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Office bollockings do that for me.(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 23:26, closed)
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