As my old dad used to say
If you're tired, get out from in front of the car; if you're exhausted, get out from behind the car.

Still not funny, is it?
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:07, 4 replies)

No. No it's not.
My dad is still dining out on "Vhy did the viper viper nose? Because the adder adder 'ankerchief."

He's 73.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:17, closed)

I guess that's better than the cat joke I posted last week
How do you catch a unique cat?

Unique up on it.
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:32, closed)

Are you...
... my long-lost brother?

My father is 74 and still trots out the "why did the viper" gag from time to time. I've tried it on my 12 year old son, and the boy doesn't find it at all amusing. But then he was born in California. He's got a different sense of humour.

At least he still likes poop jokes.
(IHaveComeAmongThee__Twice Tissues on the left. Self-esteem on the right., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 20:13, closed)

Always a sign of a good upbringing.
He'll go far, that lad of yours (despite his poor, unfortunate beginnings )
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 21:39, closed)