Cars"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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ChristianI was driving my mum's Mini into town, in the pouring rain. Very unfortunately the car didn't like the rain, and the engine stopped right on one of the busiest roundabouts on the ringroad.
I sat in the car, in torrential rain, banging the steering wheel and trying to get it started, with a queue building up behind me and cars whizzing past to the side.
Suddenly a car stops in front of me. There is a Christian fish sticker on the back. A man gets out, instantly soaked in the rain, and walks to the back of the car. He starts to push. I do the gear/clutch thing and the engine starts. Heaving a sigh of relief I wave cheerily through the back window and drive off, leaving the poor bloke standing on a busy roundabout in bucketing rain. And I never even said 'thank God'.
(, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:05, 2 replies)
Awww.You bastard.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:43,
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FISH POWERThank cod, more like
(, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:37, closed)
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