I'm particularly proud of this
One glorious Spring morning a few months ago found me making the most of the weather and cycling in to the office, which lies just off Trafalgar Square.

On this particular day, my normal route which takes me past St James Park was blocked, so I was detoured through Whitehall and joined the queue of traffic as it poured past the Treasury buildings.

I was aware that a large, grey Jaguar saloon was attempting to overtake me. I had nowhere to go so I carried on pedalling, however just as the Jag pulled in front of me the driver decided to swerve without warning and pull up at gates at Downing Street, giving me no option but slam on my brakes to avoid the ensuing collision.

I did exactly what anyone would do under the circumstances. I turned toward the car and shouted "You TWAT!".

The dour looking suited gentleman in the back of the car looked slightly less than amused.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:08, 3 replies)

hah I love this
Part of my cycling route through London used to coincide with that of Boris Johnson and he was quite easy to spot from a distance, pootling along slowly on his bike

I used to take massive pleasure in buzzing him, top-gun style. Made my day.
( rofl harris, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:23, closed)

yeah but
who was it?
(b3ta_polis, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:48, closed)

Hazel Blears

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:24, closed)