I don't do celebebrities
In the Bridge Tavern in Portsmouth some years back I bumped into Jonathan Creek. I still don't know his real name and have no interest, but I just said, "Hi Jonathan" - well he was filming the blasted series there, anyway he looked at me daggers. I laughed at him and it made things worse. Prick.

The other one I've met who was really nice is Graham Kerr, the chef who had a half hour slot on a saturday night in the '70's as an Australian Chef. He was a good friend of my Dad and there was this boat launching in Poole where Sunseeker is now, I was on telly and all. Gosh his son Andrew was even nicer - and my age too, cor I could have had him but I was too young to make a move unfortunately. He came to stay with us and we used to play chess together. I was 13 or something and so was he. I heard recently he went round the world in that boat. Oh and the TV people, that Chris Peacock that used to present the news was there. Last I heard he was gay.

I'm still miffed about that Jonathan Creek though, how rude not even to smile.
( Tiggy the diver, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:35, 4 replies)

You got off lightly
recently a tramp called him Jonathon Creek and he bit the tramps ear.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:37, closed)

The man is an utter utter twat.
It are fact.
( Maladicta, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:09, closed)

Ye gods..
I remember the Galloping Gormet.

Back back in the mists...
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:43, closed)

Crispy Cock
Last I knew, he was shacked up with an old dear in a little village in Hants, up the A34 somewhere. I met her, not him. She may have been a merkin, but didn't get that impression.

It's a sad state of affairs when all I can add to this QOTW is an update on the whereabouts and sexuality of an ageing regional news reporter. I possibly need to get out more.
(Tighthead, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 10:24, closed)