Rickkkkkyyyyy!
Picture the scene:

10pm-ish, Maggies Beach House (hostel), Magnetic Island, Australia. Year? 2000.

I was getting nicely spannered with some new friends who tonight mostly resembled a tranny version of The Pussycat Dolls, as that night was cross-dressing night. And although I am comfortable with my sexuality I did not feel it necessary to dress like a twat.
Anyway, the crowd parts and Mr Sid Owen (Ricky Butcher from eastenders fyi) walks into the hostel with a most delectable blonde on his arm. Takes a seat and proceeds to get bladdered with the rest of us.
Now, he was sitting amongst a mixture of nationalities the majority of whom were British. So we all knew who he was and were quite excited to have a celebrity among us. Especially as he was happily chatting with us all like a normal member of society.
The Americans did not have a fucking clue who he was.
He decided he needed a drink and got up to from the table to go to the bar and accidentally nudged an American female and her drink. She wasn't very impressed and hurled a tirade of abuse at him which culminated with him advising her that she was a "Cunt" of the highest order and can fuck off. This made me giggle like a loon so I was told to "shut the fuck up" by said American. Charming.
Later I met him at the bar and brought up the episode. He was like, "Oh that fucking cunt? Yeah what a bitch. Fucking cunt. So how long you been travelling?"
With that he bought me a pint and we had a little chat and off he went.

Now I did mention that this was cross-dressing night. One of my travelling buddys, Tom, was done up to the nines with a nice glittery dress and high heels, tights, water-filled condom tits, the lot. All the 'ladies' were called up to the mic to introduce themselves and say a little about themselves. Can you see where this is heading yet?
Tom goes up:

"Yeah, my names Bianca and I'm here with me boyfriend *points at Sid* Riiiiiccccckkkkkaaaaaaayy!!!!!"

Sid stood up, pointed right at him and shouted, "Fuck you you fucking wanker cunt".

And that is my story. Lurked for about 5 years.

Bye-bye B3ta cherry.
(Erasmusmicroman is inside your T.V., Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:10, 1 reply)

I saw him once at Miami airport
He is very small
( Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 13:30, closed)