Celebrities part IIFive years ago, we asked if you've ever been rude to a celebrity, or have been on the receiving end of a Z-List TV chef's wrath. By popular demand, it's back - if you have beans, spill them.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:33)
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Not long ago...I was walking past a theatre somewhere in the west end and who should roll down the red carpet? Non other than the queen and Prince "Do you still chuck spears" Phillip. Somehow, without wanton desire I had become part of a throng of delirious royal disciples. As they climbed into their Rolls Royce and drove off into the night they gave a Royal wave to the assembled mass. I didn't wave back. I scoffed at my garish insolence and dissolved into the night faster than a shit eating amoeba on the festering arsehole of a mildly autistic rhesus monkey.
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