John "AWOOGA" Fashanu the chair leaning bastard
Just outside of our cunt-ry town Newport there is a sports complex, you can do all sorts of stuff there, and it also happens to be where alot of sports celebrities are sent to train or for physio.

There were a group of us that had decided to go prat about on the squash courts, and then after we headed to the bar for a coke..(I was about 13 at the time). To much delight of my football fanatic mate, there was John Fashanu and some of his mates sat having a drink.. "John who"? I said, as he had yet to reach 'SUPERSTARDOM' !! Anyway, I noticed, that if he leant any further back on his chair, he would go arse over tit..probably breaking the chair in the process..so I felt it my duty, that as we got up to leave, I walked past and slapped the back of the chair.. hehehehe

Cue..a desperate grabbing of the table, almost knocking all the pints over..and looking like a prize cunt in the process. I made a quick walk to the exit when I heard "YOUNG MAN" shouted in an authoritarian voice.. I turned round, stood in the doorway..looking back wth a 'It wasn't me' expression on my face. "WHATS YOUR NAME"? He demanded.
It was at this point..I thought, bollocks, I'm done for now..but the teenage rebel in me just blurted it out defiantly. "Adrian" I said, very matter of fact, trying not to burst out laughing.

"YOU WANT TO BE MORE CAREFUL IN FUTURE" he threatened.

Oh yes, very big of you Mr.Fashanu, threatening teenagers half your size. What a twunt. I left laughing my head off..striding out victorious, before getting initially chastised by my mates, then all rolling about with laughter.. hehehe good times!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:38, Reply)