She was a goddesss!
Just remembered this one.

Holland and Barrett opened up a new health food store in Manchester, and Diana Moran was opening it.

I've always enjoyed a handful of seeds (fnnnarrrr!) every now and then, and thought I'd pop in to see what it was all about. There was only Diana, the Store Manageress and the girl on the till in the place. So, amongst the liquorice sticks and ginseng, Diana and I chatted about health foods and stuff, even touching on complementary medicine. I didn't know who she was, but she told me about her TV role as a TV celeb or whatever.

When I was leaving, I asked her for a kiss, as I'd never been kissed by a celebrity. She obliged and kissed me lightly on the cheek.

She wasn't wearing the skinsuit, or I could have said "Oh yes. I know you. I've cranked one off in front of the TV on many an early Friday morning after a late Thursday"

Here she is for young folks... The Green Goddess

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( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:00, 2 replies)

You should make the "hat" and join the cult :D

( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:13, closed)

I don't like cults
but love hats.

Talk about a rock and a hard place....
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:59, closed)