A touch frosty
About 6 years ago whilst still in sixth form I worked for a regional airline on checkin at my local airport. This was the time that it had just become policy for for all passengers to have some form of photo ID to travel (even just within the UK). Most people had no problems in producing something even if they weren't aware of the requirement apart from one twunt.
There has a lot of activity around my village and surrounding towns with filming crews filming another load of shite for ITV drama. I was plodding on through checking people in for a london flight one busy evening when a old man came to the desk. He was in a rush, not very talkative and was a bit rude as he chucked his ticket at me.
"Can I see you photo ID please sir" says I. Clearly annoyed with such a request he snarls "Whats all this about? I'm fucking travelling within the UK, I don't need photo ID". Trying to be nice I replied "I'm afraid its company policy, certainly in this airport, I'm sorry you weren't aware". To which he snapped "Oh FFS" and then removed his aviator glasses and shitty hat, looked at me in the eye and stated "This is my photo ID" whilst just standing there smug as a cunt. Then the penny dropped, it was David Jason (real name david white on the ticket by which time he had shoved his passport under my nose.
You may be a knight of the realm but it doesn't give you the right talk to everyone like a complete cunt.
(Is this it like eggs but better, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:11, 3 replies)

Little ratlike prick
I may be the only other person in Britain to despise him, the unfunny pillock.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:41, closed)

he is ugly
i should know, my dad is the image of him :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 20:17, closed)

Hmmm - got him on a bad day?
I haven't met the bloke but when my son was a catering student he waitered at a posh do; DJ was one of the guests. Son sez he was a real charmer and, more importantly, a big tipper.
(The Jannie, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 19:46, closed)