You're fat and you've no sense of humour.
I was at a Billy Bragg gig and rotund humour vacuum Phill Jupitus was in attendance (he even took to the stage and did a crushingly unfunny song about bestiality). After the gig he was milling around signing stuff for folk so I approached him and told him I thought he was shit in Cracker. Not the funniest gag granted but I had drunk an ale. Huffy fucker looked at me like I'd offered him a freshly laid shite.
(bluebiscuit, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:31, 3 replies)

*click*
brilliant!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:37, closed)

he's an idiot
I saw him at the Edinburgh Festival this year - it was a poetry night but somehow he ended up on stage billed above genuine poets.
He was hammered and did a really inappropriate 'skit' about his daughter's sex life. He then did his 'poems' which were worse than the ones I wrote in primary school.

Shame - I used to think he was alright but that evening lost him a theatre's worth of fans
( the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:02, closed)

Even the ones that you sort of don't mind
are in danger of suffocating up their own shit pipe.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:13, closed)