Celebrities part IIFive years ago, we asked if you've ever been rude to a celebrity, or have been on the receiving end of a Z-List TV chef's wrath. By popular demand, it's back - if you have beans, spill them.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:33)
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Orville's BitchMy mum & dad had a sweet shop, and back when I was 8 or 9, Keith Harris strolled in. As my parents were doing something elsewhere round the back of the shop, there I was standing all gormless-like on my own-io.
Mr Harris asked if my parents were about, and I looked at him blankly. He asked me if we sold glue, because he needed to stick some of Cuddles the Monkey's fur back on, and I looked at him blankly again. The moment then evolved into a long silence, in which he pretended to read the ingredients on the back of a Double Decker bar, whilst I stared at him blankly.
Eventually, he left, without the glue.
Probably why his career went down the pan.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:53, Reply)
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