Paul Zenon
My housemate got Paul Zenon's number off a woman he met in a pub who claimed the 90s TV magician had given her his number after chatting her up unsuccessfully. Said housemate left a series of messages confessing a deep obsession with Zenon that he has had since childhood. The next morning we thought nothing of it until we bumped into Zenon in a local sainsburys, convinced that he was using his magic skillz to intimidate him, my housemate called and left an apologetic message later that night. But forgot to withhold the number he called from: my number.

I got the funniest message on my answerphone from Paul Zenon, saying that the number was 'a business number', that it wasn't 'cool to ring this number at all hours when you're pissed up and trying to impress your mates'. Fair enough. But don't give out your business number to tarts in bars, Paul.
(RiderOfRohan high:mid:low, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:37, Reply)