David Copperfield
Me and my bro were on our way to Brazil via NY. We were shooting some music clips so had some small old school 16mm film cameras in our bags.

We get in at Kennedy at around 5am.
The place is deserted except for a lone black dude doing a bit of sweeping. Down the other end of the big hall there's a guy chatting on the phone in one of those see through plastic 'bubbles of silence'.

He seemed to be having an argument and didn't notice us as we clicked on our film cams and rolled in on him. David Copperfield yelling on the phone in slow motion and then turning and glaring at daggers at us both beatifically smiling at him behind our cameras.

This was back when he was going out with Claudia Schiffer. I've always wondered if it was her he was arguing with...


Oh yeah - and i once farted in a lift with Jeremy Irons.
( hismastersvice cunting flange-jammer, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 22:09, 1 reply)

David Copperfield? In an Airport?
I thought he could fly. Cheating bastard.
( milkybarnick is calming down Boris on, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:17, closed)