I used to work in a lap dancing club when I was 18
There - that got your attention.

One night I'm standing around in the bar area getting pissed and chatting to customers in the hope that they'd either a) be fun to talk to, b) buy me a drink or c) pay me to take my clothes off, when some bloke that looked like Robbie Williams but shorter walks by me (I'm only about 5'8" in stilettos and he was a good few inches shorter than me). A while later the news got around the club that Robbie Williams was indeed in the VIP room. Apparently he refused to pay for anything but demanded champagne and loads of lapdances, worse still he ordered one of the girls to give him a blow job. This was at the height of his solo career so even though she was pissed off by his attitude she did it in the hope of selling the story to the papers, it seems they weren't interested because he got up to that sort of stuff all the time (and no it wasn't me).
(mmm....beer, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 22:15, 4 replies)

Hmm
"she was pissed off by his attitude she did it" i.e gave him a blowjob. That showed him, eh?!
(McChinaman banned, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 4:46, closed)

As I said
She thought she'd be able to sell her story but the papers weren't interested (or weren't willing to give her as much as she thought she'd get - can't remember which) because they were being offered similar stories all the time. And maybe she gave him a crap blow job - I don't know (I hope she at least threw in a bit of "accidental" teethage.
(mmm....beer, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:04, closed)

wow
despite being an absolute bastard and refusing to pay for anything he still got the blowjob.


ah the life of a celebrity.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:11, closed)

As a former resident of Stoke on Trent
I'd like to apologise for Robbie Williams. We're very sorry he got out.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 23:39, closed)