Out of the mouth of babes
On a flight from Perth to Sydney a couple of years ago, I was surprised to find the passenger behind me was none other than a heavily pregnant Kate Blanchet. Although most of the passengers in the business class cabin ogled her and whispered to each other "it's Kate Blanchet, It's Kate Blanchet........" no one had the balls to speak to her, which was probably because she had a look on her face of what seemed to be extreme dissatisfaction with the world. (I actually figured out later she was flying back from Heath Ledgers funeral).

My four year old son who was sitting directly in front of her didn't follow suit and had no problem standing on his seat looking over the top at her and commanding her to open and close the window shade about 50 times during the flight. I am not one of those parents who lets there kids run amuck on planes so I was doing my best to restrain him but, because he actually a micro sized cunt, every time my attention was diverted the little bugger would jump up look over the seat and give his instructions usually starting with the words "hey lady".

To her credit she did as he told her each and every time.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 4:40, Reply)