Steve Coogan is a Knob
Friend of mine used to run an Unwins on western road in brighton and got a call shortly before closing one night, the guy turns up ten minutes later and turns out to be the chauffeur for a rather wankered coogan who spilled out the back seat (passenger seat was empty for some reason) brandishing a list of booze.
My mate went to get it and started to help coogan load up, at which point he shoves him away going "fuck off, fuck off, I can fucking do it, fuck off".
My mate stands back and looks at the chauffeur who waved an apology and made the twirly-finger gesture at his temple to suggest that coogan was well and truly gone that night.
They drove off with Coogan scowling out the window at him, only for my mate to look down and see he'd left a box containing three bottles of JD, 6 packets of fags, and a bottle of stolychniya on the pavement.

As I was sofa surfing at his flat without a penny to my name at the time; they helped me drink away my unemployment for the next 4 days.

Cheers Steve, you space cadet cunt.
(Twenty Camels, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 1:49, 2 replies)

I concur
I took a mate of mine out to a members club one night and Coogan was there. My mate is the kind to compliment people he feels deserves it. He went over and gave a very heartfelt compliment and was treated like a complete cunt and waved away with not too much acknowledgment. Coogan = Cunt.
(B3taByter Meh, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 2:03, closed)

funny, he actually plays a conceited cunt
in Jim Jarmuschs' 'Coffee and Cigarettes'.

EDIT: Indeed, he plays himself as a conceited cunt.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 12:08, closed)