Beppe
A friend of mine is one of our PAs at workand was telling me recently about the approaches made by an Italian guy we used to have in our office who, true to stereotypes, just couldn't control himself.

He'd tried it on with about 75% of the female half of the company, trying various approaches along the way, but the least likely-to-work line ever?

'I really want to come on your tits'
'Pardon?'
'I said: I really want to come on your tits.'

She told him if he ever spoke to her again she'd complain. I imagine he's used to that.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:54, 1 reply)

And that didn't work?
Clearly he didn't wiggle his eyebrows enough as he said it.
( Dervel OTBC, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:00, closed)