Cheap TatOneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
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chthonic, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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.my fiancee and I were dog-sitting for her parents once, and their Border Terrier woke me up at 3am to go outside for a shit. Now she has a tendency to run away out the garden, so I put her on her extendable lead, and stood at the back door, with the lead locked so she could sniff about and do her business. So she finishes whatever it was she had to do and trots back inside, I take the lead off her and flick the switch to take the lock off, as the lead shoots back inside it flicks up and splatters my face with shit. Obviously she had dragged the lead through a pile of her own poo before returning to me wagging her tail.
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