Cheap Tat
OneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
( , Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
OneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
( , Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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Have a child
Then, because ou have a (winnie the pooh branded - appropriately) bucket near the toilet for wifey to soak kiddies shit-smeared clothing in detergent when required, you can sit on the throne and shout ralph into the bucket simultaneously.
I only wish that I had not experienced the events leading to me being able to dispense this advice.
( , Fri 4 Jan 2008, 13:14, Reply)
Then, because ou have a (winnie the pooh branded - appropriately) bucket near the toilet for wifey to soak kiddies shit-smeared clothing in detergent when required, you can sit on the throne and shout ralph into the bucket simultaneously.
I only wish that I had not experienced the events leading to me being able to dispense this advice.
( , Fri 4 Jan 2008, 13:14, Reply)
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