Cheap TatOneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
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chthonic, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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My housemate bought "Schoolgirl Sex Orgy"It was an hour of two thirty-something cockney slappers dressed as schoolgirls, reading magazines. Eventually they progressed to arguing, then hair-pulling. Flaccid? The sound of their "'ere, you slaaag" voices meant my genitals were actually retracting in horror. Though I don't think it was all that cheap - much amusement was derived from asking him "...And you paid *how much* for this?"
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 15:01,
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