Cheap TatOneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
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chthonic, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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Computer from HellI once bought a laptop that was shit, to put it politely. Rarely would it play any sound (despite the Dolby 5.1 certification), would crash when I seemingly needed it most, and made farting noises when turned on.
Things got really out of hand when I saw it on more than one occasion leaving pubes on the toilet seat, spying on my girlfriend while she undressed, deficating on the family dog no less, and cumming on the tits of my mother while she slept. I'm not sure what was worse; that or the fact my mother said my laptop had a bigger cock than my dad.
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slippery doctore, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 10:19,
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