Cheap TatOneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
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chthonic, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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Jesus shitSeen at a Las Vegas airport bookshop:
Display stand with shitty little plastic fuck-knows-whats covered in inspirational religious drivel. I mean, I don't know if there's even a name for these things.
But what takes the biscuit is that this display is being marvelled over by a 400lb polyester-clad land whale, who strokes these foul objects while cooing "oh my, oh myyy, who'da thought you'd find such beautiful things in an airport?"
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 9:01, Reply)
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