Cheap TatOneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
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chthonic, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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The Bells, The Bells...Now that is a crime against humanity. Taste buds expecting Single Malt and they are desecrated with a blend.
The only possible course of action for a true Gentleman is to drink the said offering, express your thanks, and then trip him up, stamp on his windpipe a few times until he goes a fetching shade of purple, and to show there are no hard feelings, carry out an emergency tracheotomy with the broken whisky glass.
It's the only language they understand, after all.
(Or you could mow him down along with assorted toddlers, disabled old grannies, fluffy pets and nuns with your killer motorbike of doooooom of course)
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