Cheap TatOneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
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chthonic, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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"if a child hasn't got the sense to get out of the way of a knackered motorbike coming towards them at a brisk walking pace then frankly they're a Darwin Award waiting to happen."Of course! Obviously they're going to see it coming, because there's no such thing as blind corners caused by buildings, or distractions, or untrained, unlicenced, overconfident teenage riders thinking they're so fantastically skilled and careful they will never, ever make a mistake.
If a child has the stupidity to not to be constantly on the look out for tossers on motorcycles riding on the pavement, then it's their fault, right? No fault to the rider.
I mean, the silly people in the twin towers...they should have been looking out for planes.
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