Cheap TatOneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
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chthonic, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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Not bought, but given......and probably from a pound shop...
when slimtallgoth was with his ex he used to get some fabbo christmas presents from his in-laws
(a *lovely* family who put him down constantly mostly because he couldn't drive a car...were so far up their own arses their teeth got in the way of vision...whose dominating mother declared herself a microbiologist and scientist even tho she was just a teacher in a two-bit college ((nothing wrong with teachers btw, but its a bit like me describing myself as chancellor of the exchequer, y'know?))...who out did the Klumps in table manners...)
((sorry...off on a bit of a rant there!))
these 'presents' normally consisted of some scourers, some toilet rolls, and, one memorable year, a pack of nappy sacks - now I'm not dissing their usefulness, but, wtf?? Scourers?? Whyyy??
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curvylittlegoth heard the voices in your head on, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 23:52,
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