What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.
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rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
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An acid casualty, a speed freak, and a pot head all die and go to the next world.The next world is a massive wall, and on one side is a constant party, the other, desert. They're in the desert.
The acid casualty goes "Right ... I know ... what we'll do, right ... pffft ... we'll ... hahahaha ... we'll all take loads of acid, right ... and then we'll all fly over the wall!"
The speed freak goes "Nonono what we're gonna do right what we're gonna do is we're all going to take fucking SHIT LOADS of speed right fucking SHIT LOADS of speed right and then we'll fucking SMASH through the wall right ... "
The pot head goes "Guys ... why don't we just, like ... skin up ... and do it tomorrow ... ?"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:31,
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