Grown up shot
When I was about 11 and the sour memory of rounds of booster vaccination shots was still fresh in my mind, a friend told me that his older brother had just turned 18, and when boys turn 18 they have to get an absolutely massive shot done right in the pouch and taint area. I'm not sure what the shot was supposed to be for, but probably something to do with becoming an adult who's done with puberty.

I believed that story for years all the while dreading the idea of turning 18- I'm not sure when I stopped, but I must have eventually asked other people about it. It's a good thing, because I might have run away or offed myself if I knew that was really coming up.


Also, I remember assuming that sex was like a subtle docking procedure, and once the business parts were locked in place, you just kind of lay quiet and still and waited it out for a while until the process had completed. The first bit of porn I saw really surprised me.
( the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 5:04, 2 replies)

At least you had porn to educate you
The loss of my virginity was an unsatisfactory affair for all involved.
(bblgoose, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 13:36, closed)

I can't go into situations blind like that
I will look up youtube videos of people ordering a particular drink at a bar or trying on nice shoes if I have to.
( the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:42, closed)