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The most childish thing you've done as an adultDavros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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ChokingI just had to pretend that I was choking this made me laugh so much at work.
I think I know where I'll be going Sunday morning.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:57, 1 reply)
Do it!Give it go! It's quite liberating.
People will do one of two things, either look away embarrassed by the balding mong or stare and mutter under their breaths.
At this point take up your war-sword (sorry, metre long rule) and head towards them, "More speed, thine trustie steed! We'll vanquish these damned humpers of whores"
At this point my wife has accelerated towards me (I didn't know she could move THAT fast), shouting "Sorry! Sorry! He hasn't had his insulin!
"? Er, but I'm not..."
One day she's just going to grab me by the ear, I can see it now.
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