too many...
- drawing cock and balls on my friends dirty cars, in places that they don't notice when first getting into the car.
- my brother and I do 'mystery farter' in various posh shops
- I have a blonde afro wig that used to be in the car (obviously from a fancy dress party) that I used to put on in slow moving traffic, and then remove quickly, as if nothing had happened.
- throw banana skins at random objects from a moving car, and see if they are there on the return journey. Best one so far was a speed camera, and it stayed there for 3 weeks.
- I once put a lawnmower in my car and drove a 60 mile round-trip to mow a 40 foot cock and balls in a friends front lawn whilst he was on holiday.
- I do work in some very posh houses, including some celebrities. I have left a floater (even when I didn't need to go) in most of them.
I am 37 and three quarters, my brother is 43 and a quarter.
(tomatoit, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 18:02, Reply)