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The most childish thing you've done as an adultDavros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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SplashA couple of years ago when I was on my way to work, I did a bad thing. It was raining heavily so I took the tube and when I got out I was trying to get to work (and the dry!) as fast as I could.
Unfortunately, at a narrow bit of the pavement where there was some building work I got stuck behind a really large woman who had decided that she, and anyone behind her, had all the time in the world to get to where they were going.
All very lovely for her but I was getting wetter and wetter. I wasn't happy.
Then, at the point the narrow part widened out, I was able to pass her and this is where the bad thing happened.
As I was about to pass the slow fat woman, I noticed there was a puddle. It was right where my foot was about to fall.
So I put my foot down rather forcibly in the puddle and splashed her.
Yes, it was childish and probably unjustified but it felt good.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:33, Reply)
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