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Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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Breaking Copyright?
I'm fairly sure I stole this off of someone from b3ta, I'm sorry I can't remember who! But it's stuck in my head ever since and YOU inspired me to carry out this childishness!

Recently at work, laminated signs went up in our gents lavs asking us to "PLEASE REFRAIN FROM DROPPING CHEWING GUM IN THE URINALS".

One bottle of Tip-Ex, one Smurf and two minutes during a non-busy period led to the sign reading:

"PLEASE REFRAIN FROM CHEWING THE URINALS"

I kinda feel like Banksy now as the sign has become legend amongst staff (it doesn't take insurance people a lot to get excited).

So who ever gave me this idea, please put your hand up in the air and get well deserved kudos.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 22:16, 3 replies)
When an identical sign appeared at our work
I added "as it makes it taste funny." underneath.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 23:09, closed)
It was me.





...Not really.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 8:44, closed)
I think Legless posted
something about editing the sexual harassment posters at work once. Something along the lines of: "Are you being sexually harassed at work? Why not? You too Ugly?"

The original was not quite as amusing (and none of the security guards dobbed him in either)
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:02, closed)

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