fart spray
on holiday in spain, aged 19, i bought a tin of fart spray. on the way back to the hotel, i decided to see if it worked, so i set about finding a suitable victim.
ahead of me, i spotted an elderly spanish gentleman in a long brown mac. creeping up behind him, i sprayed the back of his coat with the fart spray.
it fucking stank.
people were fighting to get out of his way, giving him disgusted looks.
i, of course, laughed like a gibbon on gas and air.
i did feel bad about it within 5 minutes and even now, 15 years later, i still feel guilty for humiliating that poor old man.

didn't stop me from spraying my brother's head with it, though.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 22:44, 2 replies)

:(
Meanie.
(Scritty Bakerman., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 8:42, closed)

i feel sorry for the old man
but not for my brother, he still farts on my head when he gets the chance.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:27, closed)