fright night
i may have mentioned this before, but about 5 years ago, aged 29, i hosted a monthly fright night. there would be me, my neighbour chris(or crispy as he was known), my mate ste, my cousin adam and his mates gabbot, graham and lad with french-sounding name i can't remember. we would smoke much weed(except ste) and eat piles of sugary munchies, whilst watching crap horror films.
the childish part of this tale involves initiation and went something like this:
you could come to fright night once and just enjoy yourself. however, if you liked it and wanted to come back, you had to undergo initiation. this would be any silly bollocks we could think up.
the best 2 were ste and graham's.

STE'S INITIATION

we dressed ste in my black PVC halterneck top, a black negligee(also mine), a large pair of novelty knickers bearing the legend "BIG IS BEAUTIFUL", a plastic witch's hat with green hair attached and clown make-up. we then followed him to the off-license in fits of giggles, whilst he purchased a packet of chewing gum.

GRAHAM'S INITIATION

i had in my spare bedroom an old kwik-save trolley, perfect for shifting bin bags in the lift(i lived in a high rise). graham was wrapped from head to foot in clingfilm, placed in the trolley and wheeled around the streets of seaforth at 2.30 a.m.
unsurprisingly, the neighbours left me pretty much in peace, they thought i was a nutter.

length? nearly a whole roll
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