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Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
( , Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
( , Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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Toilet Roll
Whilst at university, a long time ago, I spent the weekend at my girlfriend's parents' house. I could tell they really didn't like me, as I was clearly not good enough / not of the right stock for their precious daughter.
Anyway, whilst "dropping off the kids at the swimming pool" in the ensuite toilet adjacent to her parents bedroom I came up with an idea to exact my revenge. I carefully unrolled the toilet roll, till it was down to the last sheet, and then wrote MUNT on it with a sharpie marker I had in my pocket. I then carefully rolled it all back up again, good as new.
I still always wonder about her mom or dad preparing to wipe their food tube, and discovering the enigmatic MUNT on the last sheet of paper.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2009, 2:07, Reply)
Whilst at university, a long time ago, I spent the weekend at my girlfriend's parents' house. I could tell they really didn't like me, as I was clearly not good enough / not of the right stock for their precious daughter.
Anyway, whilst "dropping off the kids at the swimming pool" in the ensuite toilet adjacent to her parents bedroom I came up with an idea to exact my revenge. I carefully unrolled the toilet roll, till it was down to the last sheet, and then wrote MUNT on it with a sharpie marker I had in my pocket. I then carefully rolled it all back up again, good as new.
I still always wonder about her mom or dad preparing to wipe their food tube, and discovering the enigmatic MUNT on the last sheet of paper.
( , Fri 18 Sep 2009, 2:07, Reply)
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