Just before I left my previous job as a Contractor to a High Voltage Engineering company, to become a stripper.
that's a story for another time though.

I was driving my new apprentice to a job, the little bugger fell asleep about 10 minutes into the journey. I waited about another 10, then slammed the brakes (enough to jolt him but not stop the car) and screamed at the top of my lungs.
He woke up screaming in blind panic, I haven't laughed so hard for ages.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 2:55, 5 replies)

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I *so* have to try that.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 7:18, closed)

Stripper as in nekkid or as in door/furniture stripper?

( Bob Todd whee, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:02, closed)

as in, I take my clothes off on a stage
then get paid.
Easiest fucking job I've ever done, apart from having to goto the gym and watch what I'm eating.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:18, closed)

YouTube
Has a classic video of something similar, only it's some guys stag do/batchelor party prank..

Click Me!
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 15:14, closed)

Ooops:
This one's better - it has the prank in slow-motion..

Clickety Clik!
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 15:16, closed)