Supermarket Freak
Supermarkets. Don’t ask me why but they have a tendency to make me revert into a young flim-flam. Maybe it’s the large space, maybe its all the killer hiding spaces available… maybe I just don’t like food shopping? Who knows, but near enough every trip ends in madness, same applies for my hubby, I guess we are quite well suited in that respect – we’re both odd.

One of my favourite supermarket hijinks involved me and my other half being weird around a massive Waitrose in Dorset. We had started so well, mainly because my mum and sister were with us and we had to be on best behaviour, but soon enough we split off from them and my hubby started playing up. He started hiding from me down different aisles and then jumping out at me at different points, I was trying to be sensible and ignore him but I could feel the child within desperate to escape and do something daft. We carried on for a few more minutes quite sensibly and then he gave me a weird look and was off, racing up and down the aisles again. Right, I’m having him, were my thoughts so as he bolted down yet another aisle I calmly strolled down the one running parallel to it making sure that he had seen me go. I knew he was going to run to the end and then jump out at me so instead of carrying on the normal course I turned around and followed him. Careful to leave a sneaky distance between us I watched him hide at the end of an aisle ready to jump out… and jump out he did, onto a complete stranger; a rather hoity-toity middle-aged horsey type to be exact. She recoiled in fear, hands covering her face from the madman that had just launched himself from behind the biscuits leaving me just enough time to dive in and pounce on my other half, grabbing his sides and screaming ‘GOTCHA SUCKAAA’.

I won that round. :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:05, 2 replies)

HA !!!
Now this is good!!!
( SpankyHanky, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 12:57, closed)

Why thank you!
I am not one to be messed with during supermarket shenanigans!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:16, closed)