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The most childish thing you've done as an adultDavros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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If the fcukers to force you out.1) Clear the pub of everything you paid for. Take away the smokers area. Rip out the new electrics. Take away the real ales etc.
2) Have a clsoing down party. Preferably once your lease is done and you've lcoked up and given the keys back. Just show someone how to break in and let them advertise on myspaz. Leave Enterprise with a wreck shell of a pub.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 13:37,
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Agree with point 1 aboveStrip out all new electrics, leaving bare minimum. Isolate entire ring mains and chop the cables back in the dis-boards and the pattresses so they can't be reused, leave the absolute bare legal minimum of a working electrical system in the place. Replace any fancy brass switches, etc. with 99p jobs from Screwfix, or cheaper if you can get them. Freshly dead outlets can be filled with cement then topped off with an electrical blanking plate. See those nice new AirForce dryers in the toilets? They go, replaced with cheapie TimeMist ones from eBay.
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eXOBeX, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 15:50,
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