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Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
( , Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
( , Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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Half-Lfe Hallucinations...
Every time I have to stay awake in a warm, dimly-lit room because of yet another tedious company communication presentation, I find it helps to imagine the speaker is...
...Dr Wallace Breen...
"And on the next slide we can see how the headcount is increasing in line with forcast requirements, as the Italian project moves into development phase. I'd like to take the opportunity to welcome those new joiners at this meeting... ...Welcome. Welcome to City 17. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my administration here in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I have been proud to call City 17 my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to City 17. It's safer here...."
( , Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:49, Reply)
Every time I have to stay awake in a warm, dimly-lit room because of yet another tedious company communication presentation, I find it helps to imagine the speaker is...
...Dr Wallace Breen...
"And on the next slide we can see how the headcount is increasing in line with forcast requirements, as the Italian project moves into development phase. I'd like to take the opportunity to welcome those new joiners at this meeting... ...Welcome. Welcome to City 17. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my administration here in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I have been proud to call City 17 my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to City 17. It's safer here...."
( , Fri 18 Sep 2009, 15:49, Reply)
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