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The most childish thing you've done as an adultDavros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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Darth BabyWhilst my wife was in labour last year there was sod all for me to do apart from sit round and wait for junior to pop out, time to be the good supportive husband and be all mature right?
No chance, doing Darth Vader impressions with the gas and air is really funny, well it is if you're breathing deeply.
To top it all upon setting eyes upon my freshly born first child I turned to the nurse doing all the checks and said 'aww no wings, or at the very least a tail or horns'
Would still be cool if she had latent mutant abilities that appear in her teen years
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 16:24, 2 replies)
Careful what you wish for...I suspect you've never lived with a teenage girl. You're going to experience plenty of mutant abilities, trust me. They won't be fun, though.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:31, closed)
*laughs so hard he coughs up a lung*
(, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 20:27, closed)
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