Home
»
Question of the Week
»
The most childish thing you've done as an adult
»
Post 523517
| Search
The most childish thing you've done as an adultDavros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
« Go Back
What a big wand you have ....My fiance and I are organising a Christmas "do" for the members of our local blind buggers club. We've persuaded the secretary of said club to dress up as a fairy and compere the night. He is about nineteen stone and has a bald head, so he will look rather fetching in a tu tu I expect.
What he doesn't know is we're going to braille up parts of his costume (complete with wand) with various childish Carry On style quotes and tell the audience to find the messages. There's nothing this group of blind people like more than cheap beer, and a fat bloke with "oooh matron" stuck to his bum.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:01, Reply)
« Go Back