I am THOR!
Years ago I worked in a factory that produced polymer pellets that were sold to places that put them into injection molding machines to make everything from the housing on your power drill to the fan on your car. I worked in the testing lab where we made sure that the plastic we were sending out was made properly- that it was as strong or as resilient or whatever as it needed to be.

The old building I was in was connected to the building where the engineers and administrators were by means of a walkway between the two. As the lab I was in had to have heat and humidity precisely controlled, it was kept at a slight pressure to force the outside air from coming in. The hallway was separated from the lab by two sets of doors, like an airlock.

The automatic door closer on one door broke one day, so it would slam the door behind you if you let go of it. As it happened, it was the one on the far end of the hall. If you were hurrying through and opened the first door and then the second, they would both be open at the same time- and then the door would slam with a vengeance.

I was hurrying through one day and didn't take care to close the door myself, so when I got three steps past it the thing slammed with a sound like a cannon going off. I had a flash of inspiration and roared out in my best over-the-top superhero voice, "I am THOR! Bring me virgins to quench my loins!" And then scuttled down a set of stairs as fast as I could.

The women at the other end of the hallway were not amused.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 19:36, Reply)