meh
1. hard to do if he owes you money, as such things need to be declared in that there legal place. If it goes to court, taking some kids that say he touched them 'down there' may not help your case, but it will pretty well destroy his.
2. I fling poo, what know I of this technomancy
3. If only he already had a website, you could match it perfectly, but introduce subtle phrases, such as 'blah blah bollocks is an ethical and environmentally responsible company, and to this effect, every thursday we drown 1,000 kittens'

I assume such things are possible, our web guy is quite happy to photoshop Hitler into company photos.
(powermonkey poo is a weapon, monkeys use it, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:38, Reply)