Christ.
I can fully sympathize with him on that one. I really can. Sometimes it's the little things that can send you over the edge.

Batman related: my daughter has a Batman Pez dispenser. She offered me a Pez out of it and I declined. "I don't know how I feel about ripping off his head and eating something out of his neck."

(Years ago one of her favorite threats was "I'll rip off your head, spit down your neck and use your skull for a coffee mug.")

She looked at the Pez for a moment and asked, "Are you going to use his head for a coffee mug?"

I reached into the cabinet and pulled out a large black mug with a yellow symbol on it. "No, not his skull- just his logo."

She stared at it for a second, then said, "You know, we're the biggest geeks I know of."
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sat 19 Sep 2009, 2:56, Reply)