workplace boredom
Bear with me, first post and all that...

I am the manager of a well known retail store and got fed up with the staff leaving their clothes on the floor of the breakroom. No amount of telling them worked, so I sprayed them all with water and jammed it into the freezer. You havent lived until you have watched people frantically defrosting their shoes with a hairdryer.

Also, glueing vinyl floor tiles to peoples hands and feet while they are drunk turns them into angry and very vocal mimes

I have a feeling my management position may be short lived though as Im getting way too many ideas from this question.
(heebiejeebus, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 12:27, 4 replies)

Once again
a confusion between childish and twat.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 20 Sep 2009, 14:57, closed)

Clothes in freezer = funny (only after aforementioned warnings to stop, of course)
Gluing things to people's hands = twat
( Bob Todd whee, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 18:27, closed)

oooohhh....
.....hark at them two!

I'm clicking this - both for 'angry mimes' and to piss off Mr and Mrs humourless up there.
(El Fandango carved a big EF onto his nemesis' doublet on .., Sun 20 Sep 2009, 23:37, closed)

Frozen clothes is always funny
*clicks*
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 23:49, closed)