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The most childish thing you've done as an adultDavros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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Was up in Hampstead this weekend(Fuck knows why - far too posh for me. Made my skin itch just being there).
The girlfriend wanted to pop into a beauty parlour to check out the prices. I tagged along. Looking over her shoulder I exclaimed rather too loudly:
"Fifty quid for a facial! I can give you one of those at home for free!"
Tuts all round, which is the upperclass English equivalent of telling you to fuck off to your face while systematically anally raping your mum, firstborn child, and all your household pets.
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SpankyHanky, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 10:29,
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