Bleh!
My wifes mate M is having a problem at the moment as she’s just realised she’s up the duff. To a bloke married to someone else. Before I get a flaming about her ways, firstly its nothing to do with me and secondly the wife has had a go at her a number of times over the whole situation but M is pretty smitten with said arsehole (Who will be referred to as R from now on).

Anywhoo M had arranged to meet up with him at a local pub and talk about the situation with R and dropped the bombshell. What was his adult response to the information that he was going to be a dad (If M decided to keep the baby that is)

“I told you I wanted to cum on your tits but you wouldn’t let me you posh cow” (He then buggered off without saying another word)

When M was relaying the info to my wife while having a cuppa at ours over the weekend I have to admit that I chuckled at the quote (And got "The Look" from my wife).
(mon bison powered by magnets, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 10:46, Reply)