I haven't posted on QOTW for quite a while...
Those of you who have seen Bill Bailey: Part Troll, will know that around the start of his act Bill discusses the gigantification of British confectionery. A little while ago I decided to act upon his advice, with the following results;

Preparation

Execution

and finally...

One man, no cup
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:24, 14 replies)

Well,
I'm a little turned on after seeing those photos...

And while I'm here whats fun about funsize mars bars??? FUCK ALL!!! That's what, they're TOO FUCKING SMALL!!! ARRRGGGGHHHHHH !!!
( SpankyHanky, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:27, closed)

They're fun because you can fit seventeen of them
up your colon
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:30, closed)

Never thought about that...
I usually stash drugs and semen up my bunghole. Think I'll try this tonight when I get home - nice to treat the tapeworm to something sweet every now and again.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:35, closed)

I applaud you sir
Here is your promised click. *click*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:56, closed)

Did you promise a click?
I don't think you did, but as you only did it out of politeness, I'm going back to *click* your post too.

*begins grooming DiT's wife*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 12:03, closed)

In my mind
I promised a click if your post deserved one! :D

You have to get in the grooming queue I'm afraid.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 22 Sep 2009, 12:30, closed)

Can't I skip the queue?
I am special
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 12:53, closed)

Ask
Althegeordie
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 22 Sep 2009, 17:23, closed)

I wish I could
but he doesn't love me anymore :(
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 18:26, closed)

You're a fucking goon
and therefore get a click. What's with the rosy cheeks?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 12:02, closed)

To go with the school uniform
I was trying to look childish for all the paedos
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 12:03, closed)

I refer you to the simple majesty that is:
www.pimpthatsnack.com/

The "Creme Egg" is, in my estimation, a particularly fine example of the art: www.pimpthatsnack.com/project/302/. Jump Straight to a picture of the (possibly lethal-dose of sugar) finished product here: www.pimpthatsnack.com/images/projects/cremecream/Picture19.jpg
( The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 12:16, closed)

Food porn?
Wasn't all this on the newsletter ages ago?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 12:53, closed)

Probably.
But I felt it had to be brought out into the open once more.

Anyway, I think it's not so much "food porn", as "food surrealism".
( The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 15:50, closed)