the potty
when i need to go, i say, "I have to peepee." Recently, a rather crass Brit told me I should be saying, "I need to take a piss", but I find that terribly harsh. From now on, I'm going to say, "I need to go tinklepants."
(persnickety I Am The Seaward, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 19:56, 3 replies)

Going to shake the lettuce
is always a good one.

However, it seems here in the States saying you gotta go "peepee" is quite the norm, at least where I live.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 0:40, closed)

I heard
Some Girly in the pub call it "Shaking the Dew off the Lily" which made me laugh..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:41, closed)

My wife is a teacher
one time one of the kiddies pissed herself and while doing it said "Miss Helen I'm doing a wee". I adopted this as my announcement of intent.
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:18, closed)