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The most childish thing you've done as an adultDavros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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I've always wondered......if people really do leave hospital samples on the bus, and what happens to them.
So, by way of a non-verifiable experiment, I wazzed into an empty whisky bottle and oh-so-accidentally left in on the number 17 bus from Reading Town Centre to Tilehurst.
I like to think it found an appreciative new home.
"Hey! It's half a bottle of whisky! Me luck's in!"
"Go on - give it a taste."
*pulls a face like licking Jade Goody's diseased old clart*
"Fuckin' hell - tastes like piss."
"You'll be needing some ginger ale with that, then."
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:54,
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You are Jasper CarrottAICMFP
Very funny skit though, lifted from "A little zit on the side" if I'm not mistaken.
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Aye, that's where I got the inspirationBut yes, did this back when I was mental
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 12:29,
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